"Clark Kent and Jimmy Olsen visit Jimmy's old school to discuss Superman's visit there to promote the U.S. Treasury Department's Savings Stamp program."
Wait a minute! No blood, gore, perverts, drugs, or cuss words, and it's whiter than a mayonnaise sandwich left out in a snow storm, plus some misguided naivete about 'truth, justice and the American way?' Jeepers! How offensive!!
Hey. I'm extracting my pound of flesh to the IRS, so this is as good as it gets for today.