As if we didn't have enough to worry about what with glow bull warming, earthquakes, massive oil spills, and over-stock of pig flu vaccine.
Geologists Proclaim "We Maybe Running Out of Rocks!
"RALEIGH, NC—A coalition of geologists are challenging the way we look at global stone reserves, claiming that, unless smarter methods of preservation are developed, mankind will eventually run out of rocks.Sounds fishy. Didn't this guy make cars or something?
"If we do not stop using them up at our current rate, rocks as we know them will be a thing of the past," renowned geologist Henry Kaiser said at a press conference Tuesday. "Igneous, metamorphic, even sedimentary: all of them could be gone in as little as 500,000 years."
"Think about it," Kaiser added. "When was the last time you even saw a boulder?"