How about rat capturing?
"Late this afternoon Lt. Colonel Oliver North confirmed that Taliban leader and Osama bin Laden ally, Mullah Mohammed Omar has been captured. The exclusive news of Omar’s capture was broken by Big Government Monday evening."
Krykee doodle. Does this mean we gotta spend millions of $$ to hold his hand and buy him a lawyer and mirandize his murderous, rat basturd, sorry 4ss??
Nope, because he's in the custody of the Pakistani secret police - an outfit rumored to be so dirty as to make some Taliban look honorable by comparison. So, it all maybe nothing.
Perhaps we should simply stick with Obama's preferred method of dealing with "enemy combatants": killing them.
Boooshitler has left the building.