Not with a Bang, but a Wimper

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" - Patrick Henry, 1775

"A government of the people, by the people and for the people." - Pres. Abraham Lincoln, 1863

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" - Pres. Franklin Roosevelt, 1933

"That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong, 1969 

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" - Pres. Ronald Reagan, 1987

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested." - John Tyner, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.