Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Feds Spend $1.5 Million to Study Why Lesbians Are Fat

Say it with me, now! Because draconian sequester cuts. 

Smedlock queries, "Couldn’t they just ask Rosie O’Donnell?"

I'd say it's because of all those extra helpings of haagen dazs and tacos, and I'll only charge the tax payers 3/4 of a million dollars.

But why 'fat lesbians?' Why not simply 'fat women?' Because, Skippy, the separate categories denote a distinction, which implies a difference in search of a cause that may correlate to biology. IE: they were born that way.

Then, all the homosexuals in rainbow land will rejoice, because science! - that will have to be taught to school children. Of course.
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