Hope! Change! $18 Million to Redo Obama Website Touting Fiscal Responsibility

With nary a kiss before screwing the taxpayer - again. Complete with Boooshitler-esque no-bid contracts! (and no outrage from the sycophant media)

Never mind that a privately funded organization does it much better, more efficiently, and with no cost to the taxpayers, Recovery.org is here to recover as much money from your wallet as gub'mintally possible.

Now, bend over and let Dear Leader continue his work!

Update: BTW, where's a lot of that porkulous money going? Let's talk about me, me, me, me, me....

Weather Is Not Climate, But...

Chicago recorded its coldest July 8th in 118 years - with a daytime high 18 degrees below normal.

Related: Algore buries his head farther up his butt into the sand.

Democrats: "A Criminal Org. Masquerading as a Political Party"

DR over at DB has a link round-up (and the source for that great quote).

If not for his money and fame, Michael Jackson would probably have died in prison.

And if he was a Republican, all this would have been mercifully thrown down the memory hole within 48 hours.

"But since his death, it's been wall-to-wall "Michael Jackson was a genius" coverage on American TV. I needed the fresh park air because I was feeling nauseated from another day of this endless canonization. Music legends like Berry Gordy, Smoky Robinson, Justin Timberlake and Madonna painting halos over this self-loathing freak who butchered his own naturally handsome face, bleached his noble dark skin white and then paid other human beings to walk two steps behind him carrying umbrellas over his head in the California sunshine.

It was downright laughable to watch Al Sharpton, the man who has yet to apologize for perpetuating the Tawana Brawley hoax, going on 'Good Morning America' to say he was advising the Jackson family on how to protect Michael Jackson's legacy.

Excuse me, Rev, but a HUGE part of that legacy is that Michael Jackson had a disturbing fixation on prepubescent boys."

Yes. I'm done speaking ill of the dead...

Don't be so quick to make McNair a hero

by Jason Whitlock

"We can quit calling Steve McNair a great leader now. Leadership starts at home.

And I'm no longer all that interested in hearing about the community service work McNair did in Tennessee and Mississippi. Service to community begins at home, too.

If you read this column regularly, you know I'm not the morality police, you know I'm far from bothered by McNair's May-December romance and you probably should've surmised I get my "Becky on" from time to time.

Stop reading now if your preference is sugar-coated, politically-correct, phony-ass pontificating. You can find plenty of that garbage littering the Internet.

I'm going to get knee deep in this Steve McNair tragedy and what it really signifies."

Too bad no one of note has the stones to do that with the drug addled, pedophile pervert freak show taking place inside the Staples Center today.

Related: Networks collectively give seven soldiers killed in Afghanistan only 1/20th time given to Jackson hoopla.

Priorities.

Obama to Hold Job Performance Review with Every American Worker

...but he simply won't hold your winky at the urinal. Yet.


(Courtesy of The Onion.)

After all, our Dear Leader is on a mission, ya know...

Stars and Stripes Forever

In honor of the second most important holiday on the U.S. of A's calender. The first, of course, is Easter - despite what our Dear Leader incorrectly states.



Thank a Vet!

ILU, Holly.

“Yes, we must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.” - Benjamin Franklin

White House Demands Return of "I (heart) Obama" Kneepads from Sycophant MSM

Too bad these 'journalists' weren't asking questions before the election. (video)

Hey. Those Christianistas Are Just Like the Ayatollahs

"I wasn’t going to worry myself with a lone crank, as I figure he’s just someone who somehow snuck by HuffPo’s usually studious editors, but then I read the comments to the article. There were people actually agreeing with this. People who somehow have the intelligence and motor skills to use a computer and write semi-coherent English sentences. They all seemed convinced that Christians were waiting outside their rooms to strangle them with rosaries, and the only thing protecting the country was their vigilance."

Analysis of reductio ad adsurdum cont. here

US Sends USS McCain to Intercept North Korean Ship

I'm quite certain it's armed with more than just unicorns, rainbows & platitudes.

I love the smell of irony in the morning.

The State-Run Media Gets Comfy

ABC Refuses Paid Ads That Oppose Obamacare.

Not fair or balanced at any price, apparently.

Nearly 60% Won't Graduate At Chicago South Side School

But we don't need no stinkin' school choice, just MORE GOVERNMENT AND TEACHER UNION INVOLVEMENT.