Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The War on Pubic Hair

 Oh noes! Will those eebil warmonger neo-cons never give it a rest??

Oh, wait...

A doctor explains why Americans' penchant for a hairless pubic area is dangerous to our health:
"Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds.  Rather than suffering a comparison to a bristle brush, frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. 
When that irritation is combined with the warm moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens, namely group A streptococcus, staphylococcus aureus and its recently mutated cousin methicillin resistant staph aureus (MRSA).   There is an increase in staph boils and abscesses, necessitating incisions to drain the infection, resulting in scarring that can be significant.   It is not at all unusual to find pustules and other hair follicle inflammation papules on shaved genitals..."
Wow. Is that sessy or what? 

Gub'mint regulation in 3, 2, 1...

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