Hezbollah Offered U.N. Security Council Seat
by Scott Ott
(2006-08-03) - United Nations Deputy Secretary-General Mark Malloch Brown, who recently suggested that Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization, today proposed that the Lebanon-based group be granted an honorary seat on the U.N. Security Council as a precursor to full U.N. membership.
"We need to think outside the box, and get fresh perspectives" said Mr. Malloch Brown. "Who is a terrorist anyway? And what is a nation? These are artificial labels made by men to pigeon-hole and stereotype others. I think the Security Council could learn a lot from Hezbollah-style diplomacy."
Mr. Malloch Brown said that since Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization, it should be "invited join the U.N. with all the other peace-loving nations that have gathered in New York to thwart the designs of Zionists and crusaders."
ScrappleFace may not be too far off the mark given the Jew hating, leftist-utopian, appeasement weasels that fester in the U.N. building.