Where have you been, my darlin' young one?
Wizbang tells us that All Missing Egyptians Are in Custody.
So, what excuse are these guys going to come up with to explain why they not only didn't show up to MSU but were instead found all over the east and midwest portions of the country? Obviously, the MSU provost's explanation that the students prefered the the excitement of New York City over Bozeman, Montana was way off.
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~Apologies to Bob.