God created Lebanon last. It was to be his masterpiece; from its proud Cedars, to its rich Bekaa, from beautiful beaches, to mountain brooks, with its nightlife, its fun-loving welcoming people, its gorgeous girls, he spared no effort.
Gardian angels from other countries began to grumble and protest. Trying to calm them, God said: "Relax! Wait till you see the neighbors I have given them."
I told you to stop me...
Update - one more funny.
An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: "Occupation?"
The Israeli promptly replies: "No, just visiting!"