A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church. Alcohol may have been involved. Ok. Lot's of alcohol.Apparently, 'darth' attacked two people with a crutch. 'Darth' has since been arrested and charged with two counts of common assault.
You can't make this stuff up.
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