With nary a kiss before screwing the taxpayer - again. Complete with Boooshitler-esque no-bid contracts! (and no outrage from the myrmidon media)
Never mind that a privately funded organization does it much better, more efficiently, and with no cost to the taxpayers, Recovery.org is here to recover as much money from your wallet as gub'mintally possible.
Now, bend over and let Dear Leader continue his work!
Update: BTW, where's a lot of that porkulous money going? Let's talk about me, me, me, me, me....