Saturday, September 12, 2009

This Just In...


Air Force One did not buzz lower Manhattan nor the Statue of Liberty yesterday.

And the Coast Guard did not fire upon a suspicious vessel in the Potomac.

But, the Governor of Texas is sending the Texas Rangers to the Tex-Mex border in hopes of quelling the ever increasing bloody violence because the imperial federal gub'mint won't do it!

(updated. sorry. didn't post the 1st time)