Monday, May 27, 2019

A Few Headlines

The beginning of Summer edition.

St. Louis teen helps man in wheelchair get home before severe weather strikes
"We need to be caring for each other."

Tornado safety tips from 3 experts to help you prepare for the worst
I live in tornado alley, and this is news you can use.

Florida boy saves siblings from house fire in the nick of time
Finally. Something good out of Florida.

Teacher praised for honoring veteran with quiet act of kindness
“Every chance I get, I always thank every veteran that I see,” the letter from Abe reads. “At times I even pay for their meals anonymously.”

WWII veteran walks at college graduation 70 years after finishing degree
"...99-year-old World War II veteran Elizabeth Barker Johnson wheeled her walker across the 2019 Winston-Salem State University (WSSU) commencement stage on Friday to formally receive her teaching diploma." Salute!

High school yearbook delayed after school officials discover blackface photo
"KSTP reported last fall about the students wearing blackface at the game, noting fans were wearing black attire to support the team."
That photo was taken at the event. This sounds more like a case of historical ignorance than malice.

Pro-Trump hats worn by students blurred from high school yearbook
'In a statement the superintendent wrote -  "I am aware of the yearbook situation and a mistake was made."' Always one-way 'mistakes.' Social media de-platforms and shadow bans, so why not government schools?

Police stop post-prom party stocked with booze, marijuana and stripper poles
"After their April 12 prom, three hundred students from West Boca Community High School in Florida boarded three charter busses and headed to a 5-acre Palm City, Florida, Airbnb rental with a cover charge of $80 a person."
In the absurd Land of Florida Man, booze, pot, and stripper poles are illegal for those 18 or older?

School employees arrested for public intoxication while chaperoning prom
You're doing it wrong. Sensitivity training will cure it.

School clinic aide accused of stealing students' Adderall and replacing it with Benadryl
"Upon further investigation, it was discovered that Caitlin Poytress, while a clinic aide at the school, had been stealing Adderall prescribed to students and replacing it with over-the-counter medication," a police spokesperson stated."
Wait a minute. I had it on good authority that only government schools can educate and loco parentis students because school choice is bad.

Massachusetts man says someone broke into his home, cleaned it and then left without stealing anything
I guess fetishists gots to fetish.

The ultimate swimsuit guide for big busts and curvy bottoms
It IS the beginning of Summer, after all.