But as we say here in America - a nation with 100 million private gunnowners - it beats the heck out of shooting each other.
You know what sign I didn't see? "Queen ‘delighted’ to welcome Donald and Melania Trump to lavish state banquet"
A full transcript of Trump's banquet speech is at that link above, as well as more photos.
A look down below is what was going on in the streets of London.
