Friday, March 13, 2020

Florida Man Friday

Florida man strikes again. This time, he's naked and throwing rocks at cars
Was alcohol involved? Was alcohol involved?!

Florida Man barred from posting cute cat videos due to lawsuits
A trailer park, Youtub, lawyers, and greed. Draw your own conclusions. 

Man charged with practicing dentistry without a license -- again
"The DOH spokesperson said an X-ray machine, an autoclave, a variety of dental equipment and tools, and dental orders and prescriptions were discovered Wednesday at Vicenty’s residence. The department said it issued Vicenty a notice to cease and desist for practicing dentistry without a license and JSO arrested him on the charge of practicing dentistry without a license."
Records show Jose Vicenty was arrested on the same charge in 2009

Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free
"The Atlantic Beach Police Department posted the PSA on their Facebook page last week. The tongue-in-cheek post issues a warning that if you recently bought cocaine, meth, heroin, or any other street drugs in their area, it may be contaminated with coronavirus."
Finally. A good use for this Corona Virus madness.

Florida bill targets 'phony baloney' use of support animals
Hey, no more manatees or boa constrictors on a plane!

Biden Leads Sanders in Florida by 44 Points Ahead of Tuesday’s Primary
The combined age of Biden and Sanders is 155 years. Florida is 175 years old.

Tackling the tough issues: Florida Gov. DeSantis presented with legislation to eliminate telegraph regulations from law books
Will 'learn to code' snark get me banned from Twitter?

Florida man uses rectum to kill one, sicken five
"He smuggled drugs into the Pasco jail. One inmate died. Now he’ll spend 27 years in prison."
I'll take a wild guess and decide it's the smuggler - not the dead one - who'll spend 27 years in prison. However, it is Florida...