Thursday, January 10, 2013

'Toon Thursday

(not to be confused with Floyd Thursby)

 Rob Parker fired by ESPN following his racist comments about RGIII. (Personally, I don't think the man should've been fired for that on-air malarky. Reprimanded for his stoopid racialism, yes. Fired, no.)

Miss Alabama Katherine Webb has no problem with Musburger comments. (yes, there's pulchritudinous delight)

Brazil prostitutes learning English for 2014 World Cup. (oldest profession adapts to global markets)


Al Gore's Oil-Fueled Al-Jazeera Deal Follows A String Of Green Energy Fiascos. (Jazeera bought Al Gore, not a TV network)

Guatemalan Children Starve Due To Ethanol Mandates. (liberals, like Gore, benefit the most)

The Blind Sheik and Our Mute President. "Obama has kept mum about Morsi's vociferous lobbying on behalf of Abdel-Rahman, the "blind sheik," who is serving a life sentence at a maximum-security prison in North Carolina for seditious jihad conspiracy."

Will Obama rebuke Hollywood pals, donors over gun violence? (that's one of them thar rhetorical questions)

Injured special forces soldier arrested in upstate NY for possession of high capacity ammunition magazines. (Laws are for little people, not 'i (heart) obama' knee pad David Gregory)

DC Attorney General Now Investigating How To Not Prosecute David Gregory While Writing Opinion That Has Absolutely No Exceptions For Anyone Not Named David Gregory

 Simpson Bowls: Are the bizarre debt-limit workarounds just a distraction? (and what about Zippy's fifty gazillion dollar platinum coin trick?)

Why can't Republicans enforce law against Harry Reid for not passing a budget for 4 years? 

 Alternative headline: A PAC of obvious RINOs identify themselves as something everybody else already recognized – DEMOCRATS.

 Pass it to know what's in it: Obamacare Amendment Forbids Gun and Ammo Registration. (because that, like, totally has everything to do with healthcare)
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