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Monday, March 11, 2013

40 Obama White House Aides owe the IRS $333,000 in Back Taxes

Alternative headline: Pay 'your fair share' For All You little People, but Not Our Bureaucratic Betters in Gub'mint.

From Andrew Malcolm at IBD:
"This is the third straight year that the chief executive of the United States has been unable to get his own staff members to keep up with a citizen's legal income tax obligations, to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes owed. All this while Obama has made such rhetorical hay about corporations and the wealthy paying their fair share."
I bet the President can't get them to spell 'HYPOCRITE,' either.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Third Place CNN Cancels 'Ratings Disaster' Prison Comedian

'Comedy News Network.' It's appropriate, but who knew? I'm so confused. 

Update, from comments: "I heard that she and Katie Couric will star in a remake of the Cagney and Lacey series to air on Al-Jazeera. What could go wrong?"

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Walkabout

 
Sequester Hysterics 

The sequester is a reduction in spending increase - not an actual cut. The reduction will be $85 billion from an annual budget of $3.6 TRILLION this year. That's a 2% reduction. 

"That won’t eviscerate anything. It won’t stop emergency responders from saving victims of disasters, won’t shut down the border patrol, won’t mean longer delays at airports without security or air traffic control, won’t lay off FBI agents, won’t stop criminal prosecutions, won’t terminate thousands of teachers, won’t leave hundreds of thousands of Americans without health care, won’t “add hundreds of thousands of Americans to the unemployment rolls.”

All that is paid for with just 2% of federal spending?"


Obama: We must avoid these dangerous spending cuts that I signed into law.

Lie. Campaign. Vacation. Repeat.  I'm getting bored with this insane neo-bolshevik clown show.

 Fastest Run-up since 2005: Gasoline Prices Jump 45 cents in 31 Days.
"The price increases have been a rude reminder that even though the United States’ reliance on imported oil is less than it has been in nearly two decades, prices at service stations are still tied to global prices and subject to global market trends, as well as to regional refinery constraints."


 But the Left assures us there is no voter fraud: Ohio Poll Worker Voted For Obama...6 Times?
"It appears she not only attempted to vote more than once, but was actually successful at it and having those additional votes counted," Ohio Secretary of State John Husted, who is in charge of the state's elections, told Fox News. "She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks."



An Obama Pipeline to ANWR?(VIDEO)
"A report cited by President Obama during this week’s State of the Union address as a possible basis for national energy policy also calls for increased offshore drilling and oil production in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR)—two policies the administration has opposed."
So where's all the greenie tree humper hysteria?




TY EC 
TY TH

Monday, February 18, 2013

"Aye, There's a Piece of Shitte on the End of Yer Driver. "

"During his golfing vacation at the Floridian, President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole.

He asks his Scottish caddy "Cana Fool" if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies: "Aye, there's a piece of shitte on the end of yer driver. "

The President picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says: "No, me Ladd, the other end.”
(stolen wholesale from comments)

Back in 2011, Obama demanded, 'We are going to have to ask everybody to sacrifice.'

Yet, that was then, and this is after a $7 million Hawaii vacation and an election: Why President Obama keeps the press away – playing golf with Tiger Woods doesn’t look good with 12 million Americans out of work and a $16 trillion debt.
"This is the latest demonstration of an overwhelming culture of impunity in a celebrity-obsessed Obama White House, frequently coupled with a disturbing lack of transparency that would be roundly condemned by the likes of The New York Times, NBC, or CBS if a Republican were in office."
Indeed.

Related: Separate Vacations for Barack and Michelle Obama.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

'Toon Thursday

But don't bother Floyd Thursby.

Seau family sues NFL over brain injuries.
"Seau died at age 43 of a self-inflicted gunshot in May. He was diagnosed with CTE, based on posthumous tests..."
Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf Sent to Prison.

Putting Armstrong / Livestrong Mythologies to Rest.
ACLU Gives Up Trying to Stop Kansas Abortion-Insurance Funding Ban.

Liberals would be outraged 'If They Were Baby Seals Instead of Just Babies...'

'3801 Lancaster': The Naked Evil of Abortion.
"The title refers to the address of an abortion clinic in West Philadelphia that is the site of a scandal so horrific that it’s almost impossible to describe without tears."

At least have the decency to use your shoe, Madam Sect'y! Wannabees. Sheesh.

'What Difference Does It Make?' Mrs. Clinton finds herself in a familiar, if ironic, role.

Rand Paul to Hillary Clinton: If I were president, ‘I would have relieved you of your post’[VIDEO]

Wretched political masturbation for the cameras: The Day Accountability Died.



Will Nanny wipe your butt, too? Bill proposed in Oregon would make cigarettes prescription-only drugs.

Why Young Women Want AR-15s.

House Democrats propose opening gun makers to civil liability. (i’d respond with an amendment making people who maintain gun-free zones liable for any violence on their premises)



 Gee, Romney Was Right About Mali, After All.
'Algeria Attack Vindicates Mitt Romney On Mali In War On Terror.'

Women Can Now Serve in Combat Roles*
*If They Want To... which seems to be a curious sort of 'equality.'

Women in combat: Will they have to register for the draft? By law, all young men have to.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

'Fake it' Wednesday

A thinly veiled metaphor for this Kabuki theatre administration: Inaugural Singer 'Beyonce' Lip-Syncs National Anthem.

Speaking of Faking It: Orgasm (or lack thereof) shows own her face. A PhD Explains How to Fake it even Better. (huh? i've never understood the mentality behind 'faking it,' and neither does my missus.) *safe for work

Some TV show called 'Seinfeld' even confronted this deception between main characters.

Simon & Garfunkel sang 'Fakin' It,' yet as an ode about emotionally phoning it in, not sex. Oh, well.

Revealed: Why Michelle Obama rolled her eyes at John Boehner. (don't care? Fake it)

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Saturday, January 19, 2013

Saturday Saunter

 Leawood (Kansas) Reverend Selected to Deliver Inaugural Prayer Sermon.
(no word yet if anti-religious bigots will demand 'separation of church/state' from Dear Leader)

Sioux Chief Manufacturing sues U.S. over ObamaCare.
"The Peculiar (Missouri) -based company wants relief from provisions of the act that require it to cover abortion and contraception in its self-insured health plan, contrary to its owners’ Catholic beliefs."


Bank seeks judgment in U.S. Rep. Cleaver's(D-MO) business loan.
"Bank of America sued the Cleavers and Cleaver Co. LLC last March, claiming they had defaulted on a 2002 loan to buy and operate a car wash in Grandview. In the initial lawsuit, the bank asked for $1,526,738 to end the default. Grandview Auto Wash remains open.

But the filing Thursday said the amount owed has increased nearly $86,000 because payments still aren’t being made. It isn’t known when the judge might rule."
11 years and no judgment? The congressman is obviously a member of the protected class.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/01/18/4018212/bank-seeks-judgment-in-cleaver.html#storylink=cpy


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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Wednesday Stuff

The world's most expensive hole is for sale and gives new meaning to 'money pit.' (no J-Lo jokes, please)
"Eager extreme divers flock to the 663-foot-deep Dean's Blue Hole, the deepest saltwater hole in the world and therefore the world's "mecca of free diving," to test out their ambitious, body-contorting breathing exercises..."


Florida colleges rank high in ‘sugar daddies’ paying student tuition.
"In a news release, the site’s founder and CEO Brandon Wade said “the growth of southern female co-eds seeking the Sugar Lifestyle is a move in the right direction to bring back Southern charm.” When asked what he meant by that, Gwynn said she believes being involved with a “sugar daddy” is a way that “people are cultivating these girls to become more successful later in life.”
"Cultivating.' Yup. I hear it called that all the time.

Speaking of prostitutes: Eric Holder Brags About Burning 3,000 Bankers At the Stake.
"But none of the race-bias cases highlighted by the administration was litigated in court. Evidence was never presented or tested, nor guilt ever proven. What's more, no incident of discrimination was ever specified, and no individual complainants or victims of discrimination were ever identified."
Michael Walsh at NRO says Cancel my Subscription! He's alarmed by the lack of ideological diviersity in press corps. 


More: Health care law may mean less hiring in 2013.

Still relevant: An interactive map locating the Journal News employees in your (NY) neighborhood. 

Did Journal News “gun map” lead to burglary? (i question the timing)

Construction is complete on behemoth airship; first flight planned.
"The Aeroscraft is a zeppelin with a 230-foot rigid skeleton made of aluminum and carbon fiber. It's a new type of hybrid aircraft that combines airplane and airship technologies and doesn't need a long runway to take off or land because it has piston engines that allow it to move vertically and a new high-tech buoyancy control system. Ultimately, the company wants to be able to carry up to 66 tons."
I think the limit is 16 for carry-on: Eighteen severed human heads are discovered by customs agents at Chicago's O'Hare airport.

For cremation (wtf)??

TY instapundit
TY MF
TY F

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/01/14/3182534/florida-colleges-rank-high-in.html#storylink

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Saturday Saunter

‘RADIO GEORGE’ HAS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
(BRAVO. Well done to all involved with ‘Radio George.’ It’s a terrific alternative to terrestrial radio. I recommend some smart fella construct a free APP for the various pads, pods, and phones out there. hint, hint)

Regulators Approve KCPL 9.1 percent Rate Increase in Missouri; Utility requested 15.1% 
('Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.' -  candidate Baraka Obama, 2008; substitute 'EPA' for 'cap & trade;' the poor & children hardest hit)

Sen. Blunt(R - MO) praises Hagel as `hero,' but doesn't yet offer his vote.
(hemming and hawing before the final capitulation to Obama's choice for Defense Sect'y)

MO Gov. Nixon Wants to Extend School Year by 6 More Days.
(does that include snow days or just additional michael moore agitprop movies?)

Alternative headline: Missouri Tobacco Nazis Demand Smoking Restrictions in Jeff City Offices.
(i hate missouri tobacco nazis)

Alternative headline: KC's Proglodyte Trash Tabloid Swirls the Toilet Bowl as Advertisers Take Money Elsewhere. (900 numbers, skank tats, and tranny body rubs hardest hit)

Reporter Bill Dalton Exit From KC STAR Not Pretty (KC Star's Glass Pavillion Implosion Continues).

GRAY LADY DROWNING: High-level layoffs loom at N.Y. Times.
(but in this booming Obama economy, I'm sure these well-qualified people can find multiple part-time employment in the food service or lawn care industry)

Liberal Stenographer drowning: NY Post Reports Time Magazine to Layoff 600 Next month.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

'Toon Thursday

(not to be confused with Floyd Thursby)

 Rob Parker fired by ESPN following his racist comments about RGIII. (Personally, I don't think the man should've been fired for that on-air malarky. Reprimanded for his stoopid racialism, yes. Fired, no.)

Miss Alabama Katherine Webb has no problem with Musburger comments. (yes, there's pulchritudinous delight)

Brazil prostitutes learning English for 2014 World Cup. (oldest profession adapts to global markets)


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Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Pres. of Chicago Teachers Union Jokes about Killing the Wealthy.

Alternative headline: Obese Union Harridan Invokes Unions of Old Were Ready to Kill the Wealthy, but Modern Day Violence not Necessary - yet; Audience Applauds.

We heard this bolshevik's irresponsible and defamatory rhetoric just last month.

Remember citizens, your tax dollars pay for this foul specimen of humanity to have power and influence over your child's education in government schools.

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Update: Two Deadly Assault Rifles, 3 High Capacity Magazines and 1 Semi-Auto Shotgun Stolen from Jackson Co. Deputies during Weekend Crime Spree; Unarmed Citizens Need Not Worry.

The happy face headline from today's KC Star is "Car burglars swipe Jackson County deputies’ guns." No panicky demagogic rhetoric, just some harmless 'burglars' who 'swipe' deputies' 'guns.'

Think Barney Fife.

Yet, I'm pretty sure the thieves in Mayberry didn't defeat a high-security magnetic-lock system in their one vehicle to steal a deadly assault rifle with three 30 round magazines.

This, of course, is an update to yesterday's sketchy story about some scumbags who broke into cop cars in S.E. KC. and stole unspecified 'weapons and equipment.'  Apparently, these scumbags were busy all across south KC this past weekend:
"One rifle was taken in a burglary that occurred overnight Thursday, and a rifle and shotgun were taken in one of seven burglaries reported early Monday. The thief also made off with some law enforcement gear.

The rifles are the same type used in the Newton, Conn., school massacre last month. (AR15's - Ed.)

In this week’s crime spree, the thief broke into two vehicles owned by the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office and four owned by Kansas City police that were parked in two south Kansas City neighborhoods. One neighborhood is near Bannister Road and Hocker Street and the second neighborhood is about five miles away, just north of Truman Medical Center Lakewood.

The thief stole an AR-15 type rifle and shotgun from one deputy’s car. Nothing of value was taken from the Kansas City police cars, police said...
...Police believe the most recent crimes occurred between 9 p.m. Sunday and 2:30 a.m. Monday, when police were called to the neighborhood near Bannister Road after the thief apparently started firing the newly stolen AR-15 into the air. (emphasis mine)
Neighbors heard two instances of gunfire. Police later found shell casings. Officers found police papers and a briefcase scattered on the ground. They fanned out through the nearby neighborhood, where they discovered the break-ins.
Police believe the crime spree is connected to a similar heist discovered about 5:35 a.m. Friday in the 9800 block of Wornall Road in which a thief stole an AR-15 type rifle and three loaded 30-round magazines from a Ford Crown Victoria owned by the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office."
Move along, unarmed citizens. The police will serve and protect you from this 'swipe.'

Monday, January 07, 2013

Black Coffee Monday

I'm recovering from the flu, so this is as good as it gets today.

No need for semi-auto or high capacity magazines. Well, except maybe for this lady who put 5 rounds from a .38 into a home-invading scumbag...

Guns for Me but Not for Thee. The Journal News hires armed guards after backlash from its infamous “gun map.” (Alternative headline: If you'll be my body guard, I will be your passive-aggresive knee jerk hypocrite)

Did Leaded Gasoline Fuel the 60s-80s Crime Wave?
"Intriguingly, violent crime rates followed the same upside-down U pattern. The only thing different was the time period: Crime rates rose dramatically in the '60s through the '80s, and then began dropping steadily starting in the early '90s. The two curves looked eerily identical, but were offset by about 20 years."
Great. More chum for the sharks.

Speaking of more intelligent ocean life: Giant squid filmed in Pacific depths, Japan scientists report. (squids eat sharks, ya know)

Op/Ed: Christopher Limbaugh a Good Choice as Gov. Nixon's Appointee for Cape Girardeau Co., MO. Prosecuting Attorney. (yes, that Limbaugh family)

I agree. These people are mentally ill and insurance should cover their treatment.

Welfare recipients take out cash at strip clubs, liquor stores and X-rated shops.
(But, but, but...they're entitled!)

HOW’S THAT HOPEY-CHANGEY STUFF WORKIN’ OUT FOR YA? (CONT’D): Beyond Discouraged, 3.3 Million Workers Are Hopelessly Unemployed.

Kansas City chooses Retired Sen. Kit Bond(R) to be its federal lobbyist.
(Well, he does know his way around a pork trough. Betwixt him and the good reverend, they can loot the federal wallet twice as much, in half the time. I'll be sure and warn my grandkids...)


"The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want (Psalm 666)."

Thursday, January 03, 2013

Idle Thursday

First gun control, now finger control.
(First grader suspended from govt. school for pointing finger, saying 'pow' to another boy)

 Video: Samuel L. Jackson demands reporter use ‘n-word’ in ‘Django Unchained’ interview.
(Even Spike Lee is disgusted by this angry little turd)

 Obama's Regulatory Surge Empowers Bureaucrats. In the first 3 years alone, Obama added $46 billion / yr. to regulatory costs — compared to just $8.1 billion under Bush. (And these parasites wonder why the economy is sluggish)



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Saturday, December 29, 2012

Boy Uses AR15 To Stop A Home Invasion

I half expected this news report to exclaim, "Home Invasion Turns Violent as Occupant Shoots Intruders with Deadly Assault Rifle! 

 (as if a home invasion, by definition, is not already criminally violent)

Thankfully, the boy and his brother are safe, and the TV news reported the incident with aplomb and common sense (VIDEO).

TY DR @ DB

Moran Ranks as Biggest Office Spending in Senate

That's the title to a post by Steve Kraske at the KC Star's Midwest Democracy blog. The reference is to Kansas Senator Jerry Moran(R), a founding member of the Senate Tea Party caucus dedicated to cutting government spending and reducing the federal debt. The obvious implication is Sen. Moran(R) is a hypocritical big spender, not a fiscal conservative.

Kraske's headline was distilled from a more in depth USA Today article syndicated across the country by its corporate parent, Gannet, Inc. The USA Today headline was even more unflattering than the Star's, yet that doesn't surprise me, as these narratives against conservatives are typically orchestrated according to Alinsky and gleefully cloned by media comrades.

The 2nd paragraph from USA Today set the tone:
"That hasn't stopped Moran from spending more from his congressional office budget than any other senator in fiscal 2012, according to Senate financial records."


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Wednesday, December 26, 2012