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Friday, April 21, 2006

From the Homer Simpson Think Tank

Grab your wallets, tax payers. I'm sure some genius received public money from a government grant to arrive at this mysterious conclusion.
Emotional Wiring Different in Men and Women
"Throughout evolution, women have had to deal with a number of internal stressors, such as childbirth, that men haven't had to experience," said study co-author Larry Cahill of the University of California Irvine. "What is fascinating about this is the brain seems to have evolved to be in tune with those different stressors."
Uh-huh.
I wonder what women did before all this unguided, purposeless evolution occured?

And these very smart people must have received a piece of that same public money pie to arrive at this astounding conclusion; Men and women really do think differently.
"These findings suggest that human evolution has created two different types of brains designed for equally intelligent behavior," said Haier, adding that, "by pinpointing these gender-based intelligence areas, the study has the potential to aid research on dementia and other cognitive-impairment diseases in the brain."
Sounds suspiciously like creation science to me.

But another study concludes that ancient behaviors are hard-wired in the human brain. I guess evolution decided to stop progress on that aspect of human development. Where does an unguided, purposeless and total random process get such miraculous decision making abilities?
DOH!