Yo! Ho-ho & a bottle of rum ....all the way to the bank. Smashing all opening week records, "Dead Man's Chest" - which features Johnny Depp reprising his role as Sparrow (captain!) alongside Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom - took in more than $132.2 million its first weekend in theaters. That pull allowed the sequel to claim the highest opening weekend in box-office history.
Yo! When will hollywood ever learn *special* since this "chest" is bulging with the gold? What money wasters all the other hollywood endeavors appear to be next to family fare such as "chest" - money wasters as in lost profits for the intensely competitive movie industry. It is apparent to all, except the relentless rabid bohemians of the anti-social, anti-traditional left, that movies with a mild content of PG rated fun targeted towards families with small children are consistently the most profitable projects that a studio can undertake. Add to this "plunder" the international and DVD market and hollywood can swim in opulent west coast swimming pools full of pirate's rum.
Why pursue money wasting, adult themed, avante-gard projects that insult most peep's sensibilities and attack their beliefs?? AARRGH! I lost me head, maties! I forgot that these rabid bohemian leftists simply wish to puke their weazly guts out in rage and resentment of all things they don't understand or tolerate. Hence, they don't like the word "profit" but they sure do revel in the booty and finery that gilds their lives. Yet any true scallywag of a pirate must keep to the code and despise such hypocrisy. Savvy?
