Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the (neighbor's) animal.
"(The elders) said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," (the neighbor) told the newspaper.
Good thing there wasn't a hole in the neighbor's fence.
Next up: Rosie goes to Sudan.
I know. It's an old story, but it works with the 'rosie' thang.
