My favorite crank, Burt Prelutsky, sounds off on parasitic freakazoids and their lawyers.
...I believe that sexual perverts really can't control their obscene urges. That's why I think they should be locked up once and for all in asylums for the criminally insane.
Some of you, knowing that I am a big proponent of capital punishment, are probably surprised that I'm willing to let these abominations live.
But, then, you haven't asked me what I'd do to their lawyers.
PS: I'm not a fan of the death penalty, but I'll give Burt, et. al., a pass on that proposition. - LB1901
