~Thank God it wasn't escargot. Giant frog found in Madagascar.
~Or maybe you prefer your frogs more down to size & clairvoyant?
~Dang. Just missed valentine's day - Plastic fly rings with glittering eyes.
~I hate it when this happens - Pet goth girl on leash thrown off bus.
~The world demands it - China bans ghosts from the net.
~Network ratings rise - Toronto based Naked News debuts.
You can't make this stuff up....
