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Monday, March 31, 2008

What would the world do without parasites? lawyers


For one thing, there would be fewer pre-emptive black hole lawsuits.

"The builders of the world's biggest particle collider are being sued in federal court over fears that the experiment might create globe-gobbling black holes or never-before-seen strains of matter that would destroy the planet.

But that pales in comparison to 3M being sued because it's one inch wide scotch tape isn't. It's only .94 inches wide. The agreed upon extortion settlement fee - $700,000.00.

Jesus and Shakespeare had a few things to say about lawyers, but I'll just say this type o stuff demands a loser pays system to curtail these parasite lawyer infested shake downs.