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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Keira Knightley: over-hyped, anorexic, ingenue...

...Who talks too much about exposing what she really doesn't have: boobs.

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Apparently, Ms. Knightly had a new romance movie debute at the Edinburgh International Film Festival. In it, she dared to bare her boney self in scene with her on screen beau - a beau who obviously has a thinly disguised thang for pubescent boys... Ok. I made up that last part

But, ya'll was thinking it. I simply said it!

True, Ms. Knightly has returned a certain classical steel magnolia charm to the big screen with her feisty character portrayals of the young girl turned heroine who conquers bad scripts and bad guys, but as a young woman growing into more 'adult' parts, that boyish exterior coupled with her still girlish personality simply does not translate well to more 'mature' rolls. Not yet, anyways.

Just, please, don't go all homosexual on us. And someone buy that girl a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich, with greasy curly fries and a big milk shake. Krykee!