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Missouri state rep. candidate worked for porno company.

No. Not like that.

But the founder of the Springfield, Ill., outfit that produces the pornography has contributed to Colona's election effort, and Colona's own campaign literature lists him as a member of an adult entertainment industry trade group.

Michael J. Colona is a St. Louis parasite lawyer running for a seat in the 67th district of the state House of Representatives. He also happens to have done some legal work for a porn studio called 'Citiboyz'. That porno company distributes homosexual porn.

The other candidates in the race are: another lawyer, Robert Stelzer; school district critic Chad Beffa; and political newcomer Emily Jo Pierce; (and Joan Landmann, who is also a lawyer). The winner of the August primary will face an uncontested election in November.

To be frank, I'm not sure which is more sleazy: being a parasite lawyer or working for a homosexual porn company. And guess which party Mr. Colona belongs to?

Now, nothing illegal has been alleged, either against Colona or citiboys. All "adult" companies must comply with federal obscenity regulations, and keep proof-of-age records for their models. A "custodian of records" must be designated for that task. Colona was the custodian of records for X99, the parent company of Citiboyz.

The Citi Boyz site that previously listed Colona as records-keeper now shows another attorney in Colona's Central West End law firm, the Stokley Group.

Colona's name still appears as records-keeper on numerous other pornographic websites that distribute Citi Boyz content and on videos. As records custodian, his name appears on the cover of some videos, and is printed on the surface of the DVD itself.

Colona said he did not know how much money his work for the pornography company has generated — clients pay the law firm, not him, Colona said.

Oh. Quite a believable statement, mr. colona. Lawyers never keep track of how much $$ they bring into a firm. //snark off

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