Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Over Thong Injury

First peat, now repeat.

Macrida Patterson, age 52, is suing Victoria's Secret, claiming that because of a design problem, a decorative metallic piece affixed to her thong became airborne and struck her in the eye as she was attempting to put on the garment.

The thong is called a "low-rise v-string" from their "Sexy Little Thing" line.

I'm sorry. But I don't know which is the bigger crime: a parasite lawyer stupid enough to waste a court's time with this nonsense, or a 'mature, non-hottie' vain (or deluded) enough to wear a thong, let alone a thong from a "Sexy Little Thing" line of lingerie.

Make it go away! Please make it go away...