Presidential Debate - Perception is Reality x 5

"John; John; John; John; John; Senator McCain."

"Obama is more compassionate than that old antagonistic guy who can't type on the internet."

"The audience consists of more than just Jim Lehrer, John."

"Dr. Kissinger actually did say training wheels have no place in a dangerous world."

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"It comes down to one guy who cloaks a marxist political philosophy for guidance, and the other guy who doesn't. The lesser evil is chosen. The rubicon is crossed. My vote is cast."

Of course that was five. I blame gub'mint schools.