"And the worst part is, I never even got the chance to go to Neverland."
Yup. It's stupid (but funny, like thousands of these Hitler bunker spoofs), and relies on too many cuss words (nsfw), but it ain't half as dumb @ass as this:
Michael Jackson to be buried on August 29th.
The dude died on June 25th!! That's over 2 months.
"Other Jackson plans have moved sluggishly. Monday, a judge delayed his approval of the exhibition agreement between concert promoter AEG Live and the Jackson estate until Friday, when he will hear testimony about why Michael Jackson's mother, Katherine Jackson, thinks it should be renegotiated."
He's still above ground as a circus performer for this freak-a-zoid family!!
How pathetic.