"If you want to grow up to be like me, you should beg your parents to put you in private school, right now."
Although Obama attended public school in Indonesia early in life, he soon switched to a private Catholic school, and from fifth grade through graduation went to a private college-prep school in Hawaii. His own daughters now attend a private school in Washington D.C..
"Do you think you're going to get into Harvard University with your one-size-fits-all public school diploma?" the president will reportedly say."
The President finally tells the truth to our nation's skulls full o' mush.
Update: Armchair editors are still demanding changes. The speech contains the word "I" 56 times. But, who's counting?