I will seek you and find you.
I shall take you to my bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
PS: No...I don't have it, don't expect it and will not be getting a flu shot, either. Thanks for asking.