The inevitable major suckage, toe tapping video.
You're welcome.
Hey! Let's be safe out there tomorrow night: No schtupping anything with a pulse that doesn't belong to you (or could get you fired); No schtupping anything without a pulse (you pervs); Never set anything on fire - you promised to quit smoking last year, too; Bring the dog in before you go out; and for goodness sake, whatever your poison, DON'T DRIVE / CALL A CAB.
Happy New Year.