Finally: Over-the-Counter DNA Paternity Test Kits Available in all 50 States

For when you've been too much of slut to keep track of all those man-whores, and child support determination is next week.

"Identigene first started selling its paternity test kit in major pharmacy chains three years ago. The kit has been available in 49 states for over two years and is in over 16,000 stores."

On Tuesday, New York became the fiftieth state to approve OTC sales. Such a proud moment in a nation's evolution.

So, tell me, again, why Planned Parenthood receives $360 million / yr in tax dollars?