The Middle East is on fire; our economy is crippled with constipation; we're $14,000,000,000,000.00 in debt; 27 states are suing the feds; Mexican drug lords are waging war across our southern border; Iran is about to go nuclear - but BY GOD - "The Obama White House broke decades of tradition Friday, naming the first man to ever serve as social secretary."
14 paragraphs. These AP propagandists just can't help themselves.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...