Ogling Women's Breasts Good for Men's Heart Health

So says a study from some rather crafty German researchers published in 2009?

"Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body."

"Cardio Workout."

Finally. A decent retort to "eyes up here, mister." 

Two observations:
1) Half the control group were instructed not to ogle breasts for 5 years?
2) If the findings are valid, then why is there any coronary disease in males at all?

Obviously, more ogling research is needed.