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Monday, April 15, 2013

Scientists: No Bra Leads to Perkier, Healthier Boobs

Methinks these might be male scientists who studied the, um, subject for 15 years.
'The professor conducting the study, Jean-Denis Rouillon, measured the distance between nipples and shoulders of women aged 18 to 35. “Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” he said.'
Uh, huh. Maybe those skinny, a-cup types don't need the support, but voluptuous women, like my beautiful Mrs. Locomotivebreath, say this study is bull sh!t, and simply an excuse for professional jollies, probably paid for with tax dollars.

Nice work, if you can get it.