“It's a really crappy situation," the deputy said.

Watch yer back Florida man; Florida woman accused of throwing human feces at landlord.

The AP reports:

"Joanne Mercader, 59, initially told deputies that her landlord first assaulted her with excrement, according to an arrest report from the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.

“She took the poop and she rubbed it on my face,” Mercader told the deputy. A deputy's body camera showed her face covered with dried human waste. Mercader's landlord, a woman who was not identified, had wet feces on her face, the report said.

“She's dripping with it,” the deputy said.

Mercader eventually told deputies that she had intended to toss a bucket of water on the landlord, whose name was redacted from the arrest report, but she got confused and threw the bucket of feces at her."

Water. Feces. The confusion is quite understandable.

"Mercader told deputies she knew the landlord would be angry, so she ran into the bathroom, where the landlord spread excrement on her face.

The deputy said Mercader's story still didn't add up."