Morning Coffee

If you protest in the street, you deserve to get traffic coned. 😂👇🏻pic.twitter.com/3UzOisq8Kw

— Cari Kelemen (@KelemenCari) February 24, 2020

 
BUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh. Did I say that out loud? 

"How effective is a traffic cone as a thrown weapon?

Based on this video -- Not too shabby!!! It scored 7 points of STUN damage and one BODY plus 3" of knockback.*

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