Florida man takes off pants after crashing into car, deputies say
"MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. – A man got naked from the waist down and made lewd gestures at an underage girl after he crashed into the car she was in, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office."Complete with fine-specimen-of-humanity mugshot.
Man arrested for allegedly stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from Orlando hotel, police say
"The report also stated that he is a cleaner at the hotel and had access to toilet paper because he cleans.Out: steal lodger's valuables. In: steal toilet paper from employer.
Hernandezcinto reportedly did not wish to notify the Guatemalan consulate.
Deputies said that he was charged with theft from public lodging establishment."
Florida man arrested for impersonating an officer just days after release from jail for the same crime, deputies say
"Stotelmyer is being charged with Felony Violation of Pre-Trial Release and Impersonating an Officer. He is being held on no bond."Use 'recidivism' in a sentence.
Florida Man Masturbates Outside of Walmart, Grabs Deputy’s Butt
"[ESCAMBIA COUNTY] – A Florida Man was arrested after allegedly masturbating in a Walmart parking lot, then grabbing a deputy’s butt, saying, “Let me just feel it.”Who'll be first to offer a job - Library drag queens, or AntiFa?
19-year-old Trenton James Rich faces charges of exposing sexual organs, battery of an officer, assault on an officer, and resisting an officer."
Florida man arrested in 35-year-old cold case murder thanks to DNA on cigarette
"Detectives in Pensacola said "evil won" in the unsolved murder of Tonya Ethridge McKinley — "until today.""Momma was right - smoking is bad for you.
Florida Man Dressed as Spider-Man Spotted Power Washing Roof(VIDEO)
"Spider-man, Spider-manUh, during a rainstorm?
Friendly neighborhood Spider-man
Wealth and fame, he's ignored
Action is his reward"
‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies say
"Herrera was found to be in possession of 13 other fraudulent credit and debit cards, but investigators said the card in question was stolen from a deceased Ohio man.This, too, shall pass.
Herrera is charged with fraud of a person who is deceased, possession of cocaine, possession of a stolen credit card and making false statements to law enforcement while under oath."
