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Friday, March 27, 2020

Florida Man Friday

Florida Man Angry over Stay-at-Home Order; Threatens to Blow-up Car Wash, 7-11 AND Police Dept.
"Fergerson said he tried to interview Black but he was too “belligerent."

When the officer tried to drive him to jail, Black kicked the inside of the patrol car’s door and shouted threats and profanities, Pergerson said, forcing the officer to stop and restrain his legs with help from colleagues.

Black is being held at the Orange County Jail with bail set at $2,800."
No word if drugs or alcohol were involved.

Florida Man Arrested for Illegal Drug 'MDMA' Stamped with Trump Name And Face
"Deputies reported also finding small bags in the driver’s wallet which had what he said was cocaine residue.

The driver and passenger were arrested and taken to the Martin County Jail."
Perhaps it was an effort to make illegal drugs great again?

Florida Man Offers Thoughts on Publix’s Senior Shopping Hour
"“I only got what I need,” Luis Rodriguez said as he left with one pack of the treasured tissue. “I don’t know what you need all that toilet paper for unless you have a really big butt.”"
May be there is hope. Maybe.

Florida Couple Brawl after Sex Inside Car over 'Pee Napkin'
Of course alcohol was involved. Why do you ask?
"The woman, cops reported, said after she “had intercourse with [Janisch] in their car, she had to urinate. She did so outside of the car.” And that is when the trouble began. “After she wiped herself she accidentally threw the napkin on” Janisch.

Upon reentering the car, the couple began arguing and Janisch, police allege, choked the victim for several seconds, prompting her to scream for help."
He is in jail and ordered to social distance from the victim. Did I mention alcohol was involved?

Second Mental Evaluation Ordered for Florida “half-man, half-dog" who Murdered Couple; Chewed Victim's Face
"Harrough was a 19-year-old Florida State University student when the attack happened. He is charged with two counts of first-degree murder and with the attempted murder a neighbor who came to the aid of the couple during the attack."
Yes, there's a fine specimen of... something mug shot.

Florida Man Arrested for Repeated Sexual Assaults on 8-Year-Old Girl
"The girl told the investigators that Francisco forced her to perform sexual acts on him even after she resisted repeatedly. She said this continued to happen on multiple occasions. She said she felt sad and horrible when Francisco forced her into the lewd acts.

The victim’s sister told the investigators that she had witnessed the incident once when she walked in on them at their grandmother’s house. She immediately informed her grandmother about what she saw. Her grandmother consoled her by saying that she will inform the police if it happened again."
If it happened again?! Once is too many, granny! Cut off the sickos pecker, and let him bleed out, screaming in his agony. Problem solved.