'Our sex toy company is booming since lockdown - this is what people are buying'

In the first week alone their sales increased by 38 per cent, and they're expecting it to hit 50 per cent by the weekend.

"However they are taking extreme precautions to make sure their team of seven staff are safe, meaning they've had to change parts of their operation."

This is deemed 'essential' in the UK? But if one attends a church service they'll be arrested? No, just no. It's more than obvious this isn't about 'just a virus.'  True, also, in the USA:

Curious if that notice was placed on all the cars in WalMart parking lot... https://t.co/WIkSuERufZ

— Alternate Horseman of Apocalypse (@LB1901_) April 13, 2020

When 'authorities' start acting like this is a crisis, then g%dd@mm!t, I'll start thinking it's a crisis.