Florida man loses leg while surfing, 13-year-old diver returns it to him
"Sebastian Morris, a 13-year-old, had recently found the leg while diving and treasure hunting with his father, Bobby Morris, who then started an online campaign to find the owner and return it."Titanium leg. Titanium. Not original equipment.
It's all downhill from here:
Florida Man Tries To Run Over Gas Station Employee
"The whole thing started following a disagreement between Bingaman and the employee over whether the gas pumps were properly working. Turns out Bingaman had a difficult time working the diesel pump."Gas pump. Diesel pump. It's all pretty idiot proof unless you're Florida man...
Florida not-a-man Arrested For Battering Husband With Mother's Day Bouquet
"(She) was upset at the victim because he bought her children “flowers to give her for Mother’s Day.” This “made the defendant angry,” according to an arrest affidavit."Uh, ok. No word if alcohol was involved.
Florida Man attacks customer who didn’t thank him for holding open liquor store door
Be polite or I'll kick your ass?? The suspect is still on the loose.
Florida Man with murder warrant arrested after vehicle breaksdown on interstate
"The trooper arrived and found the vehicle with its emergency lights flashing and then spotted a male with no shirt, carrying an umbrella and walking eastbound along the highway. The trooper had the man, who was later revealed to be Antunez, get on the ground, and handcuffed him."Emergency lights flashing. That's always my go-to when wanted for murder.
Two-fer:
Florida man & Florida not-a-man arrested for shooting flare gun at two process servers.
"Nash came down the stairs with his arms raised, Monroe County deputies said. He admitted to shooting at the man with a flare gun and that he'd been drinking earlier that night.Alcohol involved: confirmed. Plus, fine specimen of Gramps n Granny mugshots.
The woman said Harwood became combative while she and her colleague were trying to serve papers, according to Monroe County deputies. The man moved away back to his car when Nash shot a flare gun at the man and woman from the balcony."
As promised (ok, it's more 'side' than back by..., but who cares?)
