Klavan on the Culture

Daddy, where does money come from?



"If someone from the government tries to put his hands on your money... run away as fast as you can and tell the nearest conservative."

Klavan on the Culture

Michele Bachmann Makes a Gaffe!!!



Because only she could do something this dumb.

Klavan on the Culture

Economic Smackdown: Paul Ryan vs. Barack Obama

Klavan on the Culture

Instead of a two state solution for the Philistines and the Jews, how about a one state solution?

For the entire Mid East.

Brilliant!

Klavan on the Culture

Your Putz Reference Point Headquarters which explains to all the putzes how Osama bin Laden utilized his free will to opt out of the humanity clause in the Social Contract.



But never mind all that. Simply join in with the Holy Name of Jesus Catholic Church in West Palm Beach, Fla. to pray for the soul of OBL, et al.

From TIME Magazine:

"Parishioner Henry Borga requested the Mass intention on behalf of one Osama bin Laden. It is a long-standing tradition in the Catholic Church to offer Masses for souls in purgatory or to remember someone who has died or to honor someone still living. Borga told a local television channel that he placed the request for bin Laden because "he needs forgiveness and compassion from God."

Two points for Mr. Borga to ponder;
1) Remembrance or honor is one thing, but what's the point of praying for a dead person? The time for salvation is in this life, not the next.
2) Yet, I wonder if Mr. Borga was ever moved to organize a misguided prayer vigil at the death Ayman al-Zawahiri or Saddam Hussein or any number of thousands killed during the Iraq war?

We are called to forgive, yes, but that does not mean we are required to forget their evil - or tolerate it.

Andrew KlavanStop the Hate!

In a world where conservatives are branded fascist for wanting more liberty and racist for wanting people to be treated equally, something must be done to stop them ... right?

Heard 'round the NPR Water Cooler...

 ..from our informant inside NPR:

"Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, FDR said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, & light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about ObamaCare, the economy, Afghanistan, lost jobs, the nat'l debt and Juan Williams being fired  . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

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Meanwhile, over at Pajamas Media, Roger L. Simon proposes "The Juan Williams Law:"

"This legislation would outlaw all government funding for any news organization, whether private or non-governmental in nature.  This restriction would include not only National Public Radio but all domestic news outlets, whatever their ideology or bias, or even if they claim to have none. (I am not talking here, of course, of international operations such as Voice of America, which have the legitimate task of representing American interests abroad.)

The legislation would further outlaw any future stimulus funding or bailouts for news organizations, again irrespective of ideology.

It’s easy to understand that government financing of the news is at best unseemly and at worst totalitarian.   The possibilities for corruption are myriad.  I am not one to dwell on what the Founders intended, but I am reasonably certain they didn’t want a Fourth Estate that was bought and paid for by the government, even in part."

 Last, but not least, Andrew Klaven's head nearly explodes trying to explain an excrement storm inside the Overton Window.



(messy, yet safe for work)

Klavan on the Culture

Yes, we can!

"In the aftermath of the Holocaust, many in the West swore that never again would we allow such an atrocity to occur. And now the West is actually pitching in on Israel's destruction."

Andrew Klavan roasts the morally bankrupt and intellectually bereft Liberal idiots (that includes you, Mr. President) who would seditiously aid and abet Israel's mortal enemies.

Fun With Anti-Semitism

Klavan on the Culture

The New York Times Answer Man.

No, it's not an oxy-moronic description, smart aleck.

More Klavan on the Culture

Supercilious twits explained (Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

President Me! The Musical

Hey. I like a good musical production, whether an ol' Hollywood goodie or a stage show. And I don't even flame.

From that 'Klavan on the Culture' guy. He's good. And he doesn't even flame.

Klavan on the Culture

I'd never heard of this guy, but he's flippin' brilliant.

Liberal Fantasies vs. Reality: Can You Spot the Difference?

It's a 4 minute video that's funny and informative. Hey, pjtv! How about allowing embeds? But, I digress.

Just remember - the root of "culture" is "cult."