Odd news you can blame on global warming

Calling Godzilla!
Japan's coastal waters invaded by giant jelly fish!
Blame it on global warming.

Do jellyfish have ears?
Without much evidence, other than speculation, some genius has published a
paper stating that the ears of mammals evolved from fish gills.
No word yet from these oracles where the nose came from, but read here to find when a woman smells best!
Blame it on global warming

Curious, George?
Yeah. This one too

And in a bid to control the minds of children everywhere, Disney buys Pixar. This move plus record profits for Apples Ipod propels Steve Jobs into the numero uno contenders spot to unseat Bill Gates as the anti-christ.
Blame this one on the evolving mammal during global warming HA!