Videos WhatFinger

Thursday, May 04, 2006

From the department of redundancy department

Mexico's Fox to sign drug-legalization law. Krykee! And all this time I thought Mexico officially encouraged the torrent of cocaine and marijuwana cascading across the porous U.S. / Mexico border.
But today, in a sudden reversal,, Mexico's presidente Fox decides
not to support this legislation. Of course, objections from the U.S. of A. had no influence what so ever on his decision.

In the northern carribean, better known as 'the gulf coast', showing off a bad case of closing the barn door after the animals are out, New Orleans mayor, Ray Nagin, reveals his plan for city wide evac in case of a hard strike hurricanne. Ok, ok. I should cut the guy some slack for trying to learn from his deadly mistakes, but I can't for the life of me figure out why any reasonable person would want to re-elect this guy.
The most common sense component of Mr. Nagin's plan is the same component that applies to any predictable natural disaster like this: Both Mr. Nagin and a top aide emphasized that citizens would primarily be responsible for looking out for themselves when a storm threatens.
"Everybody has the personal responsibility to develop their own evacuation plan," said the head of the city's homeland security office, Terry Ebbert, the point man in managing last year's catastrophic storm.


I still wanna know who is Howard Stern and why does anybody care?
Sirius Satellite Radio reported a net loss of $458.5 million, or 33 cents a share, for the January-March period compared with a loss of $193.6 million, or 15 cents a share, a year ago. Sirius reported stock compensation expenses of $284.6 million, of which about $225 million went to Stern and his affiliates, a company spokesman said.
What suit thought up that bone head idea?

And finally, I like a nice pair as much as the next guy, but if a woman wants people to take her seriously then I suggest putting on a bra.
Rosie Perez, are you listening?
I'm glad you got to plug your new movie on 'the late show' but no one is going to take that serious subject seriously when the point girls are center stage & your strapless gown is waaaay past its design limits.
FYI, Rosie.