They finally make it to theEmerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward,
"Well........., I......I think I need a heart."
"Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done."
There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"What do you want?"
