Apparently, he can't do it.
Court Nixes Man's Middle Name for Ballot
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A man running for governor and the U.S. Senate does not have the right to use his middle name, "None of the Above," on the November ballot, a court ruled Friday.
David 'None of the Above' Gatchell, who changed his middle name from Leroy, said he planned to appeal.
I'd vote for him just because he's a wiseguy.
WOOT!