Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
The man claims the assault caused him to speak a foreign language - 'Australian'.
Update: It turns out the man was lying. (ya think??!) And alcohol was involved. Lot's of it.
I blame 'snake hooch'.
As AP at HA said, "Who will believe the real victims of wombat rape now?"
