I blame global warming

It's the middle of April, and, here in America's heartland, it's cold, blustery - and snowing. Are you sure RICO doesn't apply to the goracle?

But, despite the impending doom of this global swindle (and frigid fingers), our hapless hometown heroes did mange to salvage the final game of a three game home stand with a 5-1 Sunday win over the Twins.