Pay no attention to that huge carbon footprint behind the curtain, children!.
The annual White House Easter Egg roll, on Monday, April 5, will feature wellness activities and official White House Earth-friendly wooden eggs, with veggie paint. The cast of "Glee" will sing for their supper.
Last year's White House Easter gathering boasted of green eggs, too, as 30,000 families from 45 states participated in the egg roll. The Secret Service predicts about the same size crowd this year - all arriving via completely eco-friendly, petroleum free, and carbon neutral modes of transport. Or not.
Aren't you glad the eggs are green?
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist.
Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G.K. Chesterton